This week, Dave Mustaine’s daughter wants to be the next Shania Twain or Dolly Parton, Vince Neil has done everything on his bucket list, Slash’s new album is 90% written, and you can now buy your very own plastic Doro Pesch figurines.
Also, Pyra doesn’t shop much for once but instead talks about her WASP superpower, rants about an a creep who once tried to get her in a headlock to kiss her, and whines about Halloween candy.
All this plus some weird and wonderful GNR eBay finds and a stained glass window where the baby Jesus watches you shit.
This week Pyra spews bile about the recent Canadian election results (Yay PM Retard Hair!), discusses where she fits with the 5 love languages, shops too much, and wonders who best to put down as an emergency contact for hooker dancing class.
Also, Tommy Lee needs to let the groupies handle his equipment for him, Vince Neil will be playing casinos after the final Mötley Crüe tour is over, Joe Perry is working on a new solo album, Warrant might do another album, Cannibal Corpse have their own beer brand, Scorpions suck at either show logistics planning or creative excuse-making, and the worst-kept secret in the world gets a little worst-kept with rumors of a reunited Guns N Roses show to be held in Lisbon next year.
Plus: Pyra gets an accidental freebie for her birthday.
This week, Pyra turns 37 and has a new life ambition thanks to some aging ex-strippers, Slash makes his annual visit to Vancouver, Steven Tyler sics his lawyers on Donald Trump, Metallica is recording, Fred Durst is moving to the Crimea, and 2016 will be a big year for Bang Tango for reasons that Pyra can’t quite figure out.
Also, Pyra drags her ass to an open mic again finally and debates what sort of day job education to work at or not.
On this week’s show: Life is less painful with Motörhead Whiskey, apparently; Joan Jett’s ex-personal assistant says she’s a high maintenance diva, but she don’t give a damn about her bad reputation; business advice from Sebastian Bach; and Guns N Roses reunion rumours just keep chugging along.
Also: Pyra goes for a spa mani-pedi to better learn how to DIY it for free at home; a billboard campiagn links Tindr and Grindr to chlamydia and gonorrhoea; and tight jeans might be keeping emo kids and hipsters from passing on their defective genes.
Plus: Twitter hashtags and a blog about serial killers, daffodils, and yuppie gentrifiers.