This week: It’s tattoo zapping laser time again! Pyra discovers that her dad drives like a cruise-control-obsessed maniac on the freeway! Pyra’s cheap Scotsman DNA is kicking in and screwing up her attempts to buy Indian embroidered valances on eBay!
Also: Courtney Love isn’t invited to her kid’s wedding; Blackie Lawless became a born again; Tommy Lee vs. Lars Ulrich; and Richard Fortus gets smashed up in a motorcycle crash.
All this and vital decorating updates (eg. a mere 25% of her latest shipment of cheap ceramic knobs from China was the wrong color)!