Under My Skin Podcast #62

This week: It’s tattoo zapping laser time again! Pyra discovers that her dad drives like a cruise-control-obsessed maniac on the freeway! Pyra’s cheap Scotsman DNA is kicking in and screwing up her attempts to buy Indian embroidered valances on eBay!

Also: Courtney Love isn’t invited to her kid’s wedding; Blackie Lawless became a born again; Tommy Lee vs. Lars Ulrich; and Richard Fortus gets smashed up in a motorcycle crash.

All this and vital decorating updates (eg. a mere 25% of her latest shipment of cheap ceramic knobs from China was the wrong color)!

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Under My Skin Podcast #61

On this week’s show: more inane shopping and decorating talk, but less so than before; Pyra’s back to belly dance; Emmys ratings are in the toilet; Metallica has their own awful Budweiser brew; KISS have the most gold records; and U2’s next steaming pile of shit is scheduled for next year.

Also: if someone asks if you’re just learning to play, maybe it’s not sexist… maybe it just means you suck.

All this and a squirrel shits on the front lawn.

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Under My Skin Podcast #60

This week, the decorating blather continues amidst bitching about the whole back to school thing.

Also: Keith Richards wants his kids to snort his ashes, Slash’s kid brother calls Axl Rose a “fat bastard” and later apologizes only for the “fat” part, Chrissie Hynde has this crazy idea that chicks are responsible for their own actions, and Jerry Casale has a 9/11-themed wedding complete with box cutter wedding favors.

All this plus Twitter hashtags and Pyra’s scattered reading habits. Oh, and Motorhead vibrators.

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Under My Skin Podcast #59

Pyra’s carpet doesn’t match her new drapes, let alone the roman blinds she hasn’t made yet.

Plus: Lemmy has a lung infection, Keith Richards considers Black Sabbath and Metallica “great jokes,” and Steven Adler would be the last to know about a Guns N Roses reunion.

Also, a long rambling rant about hypersensitivity, PC, and the squealing outrage over Nicole Arbour’s fairly tame remarks about fat people, and Pyra can say such things based on being obese herself for another 15 pounds, so she knows a lot about making excuses; feminists screech about a puppet’s new younger, thinner “friend” while ignoring sex slavery in the Islamic State; and Meerloo’s classic and underrated book ‘The Rape of the Mind.’

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Under My Skin Podcast #58

The Martha Stewart kick continues at Castle Draculea as Pyra talks table lamps, DIY lampshade tweaks, and more decluttering such as trading in industrial records for Mötley Crüe.

Also, Febreze makes Pyra gag, a dude humiliates himself on TV on a show about how he can’t make his wife cum, Miley Cyrus hosts the VMAs, a rumored GNR reunion gets squashed by real world logistics, Ozzy has a dream but no one will tell us what it is, a Bulletboy gets busted for unpaid child support, and a blog about the benefits of being friendzoned.

Oh, and suck on this: FBI stats say more guns = less crime.

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