This week, Pyra wages war against the insects and buys a giant scary food processor; DJ Ashba quits Guns N Roses; Rikki Rockett gets a divorce; Dee Snider is on Team Hagar; and Jimmy Page will “custom stamp” copies of his book for fans.
Plus: Planned Parenthood whines about the sting operation that revealed their doctors talking about selling fetal body parts; an aging feminist who used to complain about being whistled at now complains about not being whistled at
This week: Pyra quits her day job and junk food; Planned Parenthood will apparently sell you aborted baby body parts for as little as 30 bucks; ’80s metalheads and groupies ended up being pretty well adjusted 30 years later, other than the herpes; some bitch boy male feminist brags about his wife cheating on him; and God finally takes a piss on Southern California.
Plus: Slash is coming to town; John Corabi will be working with Mick Mars next year; Trent Reznor is working on pussifying Fight Club by helping make a show tunes version of it; and Steven Adler’s band plays a pizza joint.
Also some stupid Twitter hashtag Tweets and a blog about things that need to change.
This week: power outages at school! Pussified bitch boys watch a man get stabbed to death and are cool with their cowardice! Attempts to harness Vancouverites’ anal obsessions to reduce littering! Jared may or may not want to share his six inch “sandwich”! Sebastian Bach swears it’s the venue charging $300 admission to his wedding reception, not him! And Pyra has an absolutely wonderful extended shift at work!
Plus: this week’s other projects and a quiz about animals!
This week, Pyra denies responsibility for the forest fires in Vancouver, Van Halen starts their tour playing rarities, NoMeansNo gets inducted into a local music hall of fame, Donald Trump wants to gold-plate the White House, and Pyra wishes she had a Confederate flag t-shirt just to piss people off.
Also: “yes means yes” sex contracts dry out co-eds at UMinn, while tattooed attention whores don’t want you looking at their ink.
Uh-oh: dirt cheap drug works better than 60K/year drug for certain blood cancers.
This week Pyra contemplates the optimal time for a workplace power outage, tells of being trapped in an elevator with Miss Melodrama, ponders marriage, and bitches about her recent bouts of insomnia.
Plus, Sebastian Bach insists that rock n roll needs him, Marilyn Manson blames Columbine for his failure to remain successful and admits he’s outgrown his spotlight, and Dizzy Reed and Richard Fortus weigh in on the new Axl Rose record.
Also: a Slash doll from Germany is sure to turn up in some icky porno as per German cultural traditions, and a quiz about the Royals.