This week, Pyra complains about tabata class & software Saturdays; cops are more popular than the press in ‘Murica; self-driving cars may be programmed to kill their occupants sometimes; weight loss surgery brings couples closer; and Sammy Hagar vs. Van Halen.
Also: university bulletin boards complain about “heterosexual privilege” while ISIS encourages studying with sex slave prizes; feminists oppose the female version of Viagra; Gene Simmons is right about fans, free music, and screwing over the next Elvis; and Pyra goes off on a tangent on the old record labels as venture capital system and the loss of curation to separate signal from noise.
And: Cinderella’s not up to anything new; Mike Tramp from White Lion has a new solo album out this summer; and some old news about DJ Ashba and Bumblefoot, plus one of Pyra’s friends’ true feelings about Ashba’s hat.
This week: Father’s Day gift shopping in the Age of Jenner; what to give your favourite teacher in lieu of apples; and how to break a chick’s orbital socket without getting in trouble.
Plus: race turns out to be only spray tan-deep; RealDoll sexbot prototypes; guitar-playing Lego bots; Sex Pistols credit cards; Alice Cooper offers to kill Motley Crue; hippies get offended by “truth in advertising”; and complaints about confusing textbooks, cheap pants, extra long shifts, and Vancouver.
Also: dumb Tweets, a blog about Nickelback, and more!
This week: Pyra joins a gym! Pyra’s iPod gets Bono-raped again! Seinfeld points out campuses are too PC! How to deal with unsolicited dick pics! Pyra reviews Duff McKagan’s latest book!
Also: MSNBC’s big scoop: interviewing a puppet about feminism; 27% of Americans favor bans on human-driven cars; a rather fishy bomb threat at the White House where only the reporters needed to be evacuated; guitarists’ brain chemistry; and 3/4 of Poison has a new band with a new singer who doesn’t quite get the whole “hair metal” aesthetic.
This week: Pyra ponders cars running over pedestrians, guesses Bruce Jenner’s girl name wrong, rants about Ontario’s creepy new sex ed curriculum, and tells you what fruit is best for smuggling cocaine.
Also: Tech nerds really don’t get laid! Paul McCartney quits smoking weed to be a better role model to his grown kids! Robots to replace studio interns! Sebastian Bach apparently knows how to read and write! Bret Michaels buys a house with plenty of storage for hats and wigs! DJ Ashba gets in a fight! And the Lord hath blessed Stryper with non-receding hairlines!
Plus stupid Twitter hashtag highlights and Pyra actually updated her blog for once… all this and more!