This week: Robert DeNiro tells arts grads the truth about their prospects; proselytizing Jesus to AIs; PETA says swearing in front of animals = bad, killing animals = good; activists want sex removed from birth certificates; and a 65 year old gives birth = there’s hope for Pyra yet!
Also: New MS drugs: still cheaper than Keith Richards’ heroin habit in the 1970s! Mailing drugs via Canada Post! Roger Daltry will walk off stage if he smells pot smoke, so the Vancouver show is going to be a short one! Lynyrd Skynyrd has a new live DVD coming out – via Ouija Board? Pyra agrees with Garfield: Mondays suck!
Plus: dumb Twitter hashtag posts, and a joke about Indiana’s greatest contributions to the world.
This week reporters get butthurt about being heckled, Taylor Swift whines that people call her music ‘whiny,’ the French study smiling penises, Ronnie Woods regrets not being able to remember all the chicks he’s banged, Vince Neil clarifies that Motley Crue isn’t actually over, and Pyra reviews Duff McKagan’s new single.
Plus: Fry Jahar! Drug-related murders are down in Mexico while journalist murders are on the rise! Jokes about rock n roll jihad, black tar insulin, and kids these days!
This week’s rants include the ACLU pushing for investigations into why most movie and TV directors are male, how flakes and hacks tend to assume the deck is stacked against them, get off your ass and do it yourself on the internet if the system is so awful, Meghan Trainor’s retard-o-tunes “All About That Bass” and the much-worse “Dear Future Husband” anthem for entitled c*nts, and complaining about complaints about link spamming for a free educational podcast.
Also: a woman in New Zealand survives a day in the woods on her own breast milk, Extreme is working on new songs, Poison’s Bret and CC used to beat the sh*t out of each (someone’s gotta do it!), Slash says never say never to a GNR reunion, and a ton of Pyra’s stupid Twitter hashtag posts from the week.
This week Pyra explains how Hillary Clinton proves women can be just as incompetent and corrupt as men, complains about chicks humping the water jets at the public pool’s hot tub, and contemplates naked gardening as a family friendly activity.
Also: “wanna jam?” as a ploy to get a date; junior high scare tactics about junkies recruiting; flashback to 2009: Nivek Ogre wants to know if he looks older; Sammy Hagar wants to plug your kids’ ears; Duff McKagan’s putting out a new EP and book; Pyra’s mom and a hypothetical drug dealer son-in-law who needs to get a little more ambition; jokes about rape culture, Waterpiks, and a ton of Pyra’s inane hashtag Tweets from the last week.